You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-That's Direct Marketing
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,
"She's fantastic in bed.
- That's Advertising.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Telemarketing.
You get up and straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie
brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.
He walks up to you and says,
I hear you're fantastic in bed."
You talk him into going home with your friend.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
- That's Tech Support.
could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed
- That's Spam.