Free Caribana Mixed Cd

TOMMOROW NIGHT IS THE OFFICAL RELEASE FOR THE HOT 97/BET ALL STAR CELEBRITY PARTY MIX CD (TORONTO VERSION) AT THE GUVERMENT LAST WEEK MONTREAL AND OTTAWA GOT THEIR VERSION TOMMOROW NIGHT ITS ALL ABOUT ILL KIDZ,SPEX AND D'ENFOCAS MIX CD! FREE FOR EVERYONE OVER 1500 COPIES WILL BE GIVEN AWAY. FOR THE 1ST 1O PEOPLE TO MESSAGE ME I WILL PUT U ON A FREE KONCEPT ENT GUEST LIST WHICH WILL RUN TO 1AM AND YOU WILL RECIVE YOUR COPY OF THE CD AND A LINE BY PASS UNTIL 1AM WHEN U WALK IN!!! CHECK OUT THE MONTREAL/OTTAWA VERSION OF THE HOT 97/BET CD MIXED BY DJ CAPONE AND EARTHQUAKE SOUND CREW
http://www.d_j_xtc.podomatic.com/

I am not from Trinidad but thought this was darn funny

11 Reasons Why We Trinis Cannot be Terrorists:


1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget what is the reason for our being there

4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

6. We would argue and start a fight on the plane.

7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield...

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.

11.We might be tired because of the mission briefing fete the night before.

Language of Women

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

My 40th ...

Yes I finally claimed it as that birthday and not 20 x 2 that I had originally advertised.
It has been almost 6 months since I turned that age. I spent the day linking pics and going through all the fun things from that night, that I remember. I can honestly say I am neither better or worse, richer or poorer ,happier nor sadder. It just has been another number for me.I have to admit with all the friends that came out and helped put it together it would never have been the best birthday I ever had. Ok maybe a correction is needed, the experience made me richer indeed

X Marks The Spot/Sagittarius Edition

Friday December 05 2008
feat

Starting from Scratch
( Amnesia ,Sweet Tears , Flow 93.5, Globe-radio.com)

Carl Allen
(Twilight Zone,Rockit, Sunshine Sounds,CKLN 88.1)

Pplus
(Originals ,Funk My Soul,Flow 93.5)

Jason Chambers
( Amnesia, 5 Mics, Attitude Sound Crew, FLOW 93.5)

Playing the best in Hip-hop,old school, RnB and House

Inside

EMPIRE LOUNGE
50 Cumberland St.
Yorkville, Toronto
(1 block north of Yonge & Bloor)
Doors Open @ 10pm until 2:00

Hosted by
John P Edwards
www.jonjay.ca
jonjayevents@gmail.com

Celebrating the milestone Birthday (20 x 2) of Neal McFarlane /djxtc

Fashion Faux Pas

I was out this weekend for a birthday celebration of friend. I met a great group of people.The music was as good as one would have liked and the beverages were flowing freely.The one thing that wasn't on point were the endless fashion faux pas of the crowd around us.I know that in club life I am considered to be advance in age or even overly mature ... but don't the same rules apply.

If I have to see your gitch..

bras,panties, or those string things really shouldn't be on the outside of your clothes ,if they are then it's wrong!

If I have to worry about a flood..

the really short pants thing didn't even work for Michael so how could you possibly think it would work for you. I can't see the fashion sense in that.


If you look like you just got mugged...

I am talking about dirty, wrinkled and stained clothes , nuff said on that one


If you have to really think about you footwear

Crocs, Asian slippers or the ever popular sock with sandals at the club...

NO



I would never consider myself to be a fashion connoisseur in the least but if something is wrong then it really is wrong! If you leave your home without looking in the mirror you basically deserve a slap.Please try to be a friend and don't let you friends go out like that, whatever the reason.

Things to know

I am working on my first mixtape in 10 years should have it posted before months end. I am just torn as to the genre, but I will figure it out. I will make sure to give you all a heads up when it is finally ready.
In the meantime just letting you know I have a few things in the works including X Marks The Spot -West End Edition and Uptown Edition for the folksin the suburbs that have been feeling left out.
The $35.00 tickets for the Hot 97/BET Allstar Celebrity Party are sold out. There will be a limited number of $45.00 tickets available at the end of the week.If you haven't see the promo video yet http://www.phoenixtrack.net/caribana_sunday_2009/

Pop in and check out the up date on the site if you haven't as yet and leave a comment so I know what to work on .It is a beautiful day Get Up Get Out and Do Something
X

Cana-der

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some
Questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada Were posted on an International Tourism Website, obviously the answers are a joke;

But the questions were really asked!!!!!

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto; can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-DA is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,straight after the hippo races. Now you come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name.It 's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first