RED AND WHITE SUMMER SOCIAL: PART DEUX CANADA DAY EVE

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND.. UNITED FORCE BRINGS YOU..

THE RED AND WHITE SUMMER SOCIAL..
CELEBRATING OF COURSE CANADA DAY...



FEATURING 89.5 RADIO PERSONALITY AND 2009 OFFICIAL DJ STYLUS AWARD NOMINEE:

DJ Dred-E-Maximum and the Drill Squad

ALONGSIDE FELLOW UNITED FORCE RESIDENT DEE JAYS

DARK1DER
UNCLE FUNKE
DJ XTC
MOD HAUS

ALSO CELEBRATING THE BIRTHDAY OF ROGER "WITNESS MOORE" AND ALL OTHER CANCERS!!

STIMULATING YOUR SOUL WITH..

Neo Soul and Smooth RNB

DROPPING THE BEST TO UPLIFT YOUR SPIRITS IN...

Reggae-Conscious,Dub,Lovers Rock

TAKING YOU WAY BACK WITH CLASSIC...

Hip Hop, Rnb, Funk, Disco, Rare Groove and HOUSE...

ALL THIS AND MORE, ABSOLUTELY FREE BEFORE 11

Cover charge: $5 if wearing red and white/all red/all white. Must be noticeable (pants, dresses, shirt etc...). Can't be a pair of socks or bracelet or any foolishness like that. $8 dollar cover charge will be enforced to any person(s) not wearing red and/or white. Which still makes this a holiday steal of a deal.

STYLE CODE:

NO HATS ONLY. WE'RE TAKING A NIGHT OFF OF THE DRESS UP CODE TO ALLOW YOU TO BE FREE OF PRESSURE OF TO WHAT TO WEAR.


ATTITUDE CODE: FULL EFFECT. ONLY LOVE, POSITIVE ENERGY..

21+ EVENT..

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 10:00pm
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 at 3:00am
ENFIELD FOX
285 Enfield Place
Mississauga, ON
For info contact: Brent @ 416-300-3362


Don't forget your business cards as this will be the perfect avenue to meet great people an to get your networking hustle on!!


Please don't drink and drive...
Please take the time to remember the less fortunate and donate to your local food/clothing bank/charity organization.

Spring Classes for Women

Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 29, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
How a Bath Can Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.