11 Reasons Why We Trinis Cannot be Terrorists:
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget what is the reason for our being there
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight on the plane.
7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield...
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.
11.We might be tired because of the mission briefing fete the night before.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Language of Women
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
My 40th ...
Yes I finally claimed it as that birthday and not 20 x 2 that I had originally advertised.
It has been almost 6 months since I turned that age. I spent the day linking pics and going through all the fun things from that night, that I remember. I can honestly say I am neither better or worse, richer or poorer ,happier nor sadder. It just has been another number for me.I have to admit with all the friends that came out and helped put it together it would never have been the best birthday I ever had. Ok maybe a correction is needed, the experience made me richer indeed
X Marks The Spot/Sagittarius Edition
Friday December 05 2008
feat
Starting from Scratch
( Amnesia ,Sweet Tears , Flow 93.5, Globe-radio.com)
Carl Allen
(Twilight Zone,Rockit, Sunshine Sounds,CKLN 88.1)
Pplus
(Originals ,Funk My Soul,Flow 93.5)
Jason Chambers
( Amnesia, 5 Mics, Attitude Sound Crew, FLOW 93.5)
Playing the best in Hip-hop,old school, RnB and House
Inside
EMPIRE LOUNGE
50 Cumberland St.
Yorkville, Toronto
(1 block north of Yonge & Bloor)
Doors Open @ 10pm until 2:00
Hosted by
John P Edwards
www.jonjay.ca
jonjayevents@gmail.com
Celebrating the milestone Birthday (20 x 2) of Neal McFarlane /djxtc
It has been almost 6 months since I turned that age. I spent the day linking pics and going through all the fun things from that night, that I remember. I can honestly say I am neither better or worse, richer or poorer ,happier nor sadder. It just has been another number for me.I have to admit with all the friends that came out and helped put it together it would never have been the best birthday I ever had. Ok maybe a correction is needed, the experience made me richer indeed
X Marks The Spot/Sagittarius Edition
Friday December 05 2008
feat
Starting from Scratch
( Amnesia ,Sweet Tears , Flow 93.5, Globe-radio.com)
Carl Allen
(Twilight Zone,Rockit, Sunshine Sounds,CKLN 88.1)
Pplus
(Originals ,Funk My Soul,Flow 93.5)
Jason Chambers
( Amnesia, 5 Mics, Attitude Sound Crew, FLOW 93.5)
Playing the best in Hip-hop,old school, RnB and House
Inside
EMPIRE LOUNGE
50 Cumberland St.
Yorkville, Toronto
(1 block north of Yonge & Bloor)
Doors Open @ 10pm until 2:00
Hosted by
John P Edwards
www.jonjay.ca
jonjayevents@gmail.com
Celebrating the milestone Birthday (20 x 2) of Neal McFarlane /djxtc
Fashion Faux Pas
I was out this weekend for a birthday celebration of friend. I met a great group of people.The music was as good as one would have liked and the beverages were flowing freely.The one thing that wasn't on point were the endless fashion faux pas of the crowd around us.I know that in club life I am considered to be advance in age or even overly mature ... but don't the same rules apply.
If I have to see your gitch..
bras,panties, or those string things really shouldn't be on the outside of your clothes ,if they are then it's wrong!
If I have to worry about a flood..
the really short pants thing didn't even work for Michael so how could you possibly think it would work for you. I can't see the fashion sense in that.
If you look like you just got mugged...
I am talking about dirty, wrinkled and stained clothes , nuff said on that one
If you have to really think about you footwear
Crocs, Asian slippers or the ever popular sock with sandals at the club...
NO
I would never consider myself to be a fashion connoisseur in the least but if something is wrong then it really is wrong! If you leave your home without looking in the mirror you basically deserve a slap.Please try to be a friend and don't let you friends go out like that, whatever the reason.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Things to know
I am working on my first mixtape in 10 years should have it posted before months end. I am just torn as to the genre, but I will figure it out. I will make sure to give you all a heads up when it is finally ready.
In the meantime just letting you know I have a few things in the works including X Marks The Spot -West End Edition and Uptown Edition for the folksin the suburbs that have been feeling left out.
The $35.00 tickets for the Hot 97/BET Allstar Celebrity Party are sold out. There will be a limited number of $45.00 tickets available at the end of the week.If you haven't see the promo video yet http://www.phoenixtrack.net/caribana_sunday_2009/
Pop in and check out the up date on the site if you haven't as yet and leave a comment so I know what to work on .It is a beautiful day Get Up Get Out and Do Something
X
In the meantime just letting you know I have a few things in the works including X Marks The Spot -West End Edition and Uptown Edition for the folksin the suburbs that have been feeling left out.
The $35.00 tickets for the Hot 97/BET Allstar Celebrity Party are sold out. There will be a limited number of $45.00 tickets available at the end of the week.If you haven't see the promo video yet http://www.phoenixtrack.net/caribana_sunday_2009/
Pop in and check out the up date on the site if you haven't as yet and leave a comment so I know what to work on .It is a beautiful day Get Up Get Out and Do Something
X
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Cana-der
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some
Questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada Were posted on an International Tourism Website, obviously the answers are a joke;
But the questions were really asked!!!!!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto; can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-DA is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,straight after the hippo races. Now you come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name.It 's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first
Questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada Were posted on an International Tourism Website, obviously the answers are a joke;
But the questions were really asked!!!!!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto; can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-DA is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary,straight after the hippo races. Now you come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name.It 's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first
Monday, April 27, 2009
Phat Black Top 1oo
TOP 100 MOMENTS IN CANADIAN URBAN HISTORY
1) Canada’s 1st All Urban Music Station Flow 93.5 launches
2) Sean Paul “Dutty Rock’” album sells 7 X Platinum
3) Little X the hottest video director in the world
4) Master T (Muchmusic) Launch Urban Nationally
5) Nelly Furtado discovered at Honey Jam
6) Maestro becomes 1st Canadian rapper to sell Platinum
7) BabyBlue Becomes 1st Canadian Dj’s to sign a full Recording Deal
8) Toronto Granted a NBA franchise 1995 welcome Raptors
9) Saukrates 1st Canadian rapper to live freestyle on Hot 97
10) Shaq & Puff Daddy Floss at Toronto’s Caribana Parade
11) Taneisha #1 Dancer/Choreographer is everywhere
12) Choclair Goes Gold in 30 days
13) Swollen Members conquer Canada selling 3 X platinum
14) Babyblue 1st Canadian Group to perform on BET
15) Top Cat, John Salley & Big Daddy D launch the concert series at
Atlantis Entertainment Complex hire lead djs Babyblue
16) Wayne Warner (what more is there to say)
17) Michee Mee front stage centre in Latifahs Ladies 1st video
18) Babyblue’s Private Party 1 Sells Platinum
19) Kardinal signs and releases Full length Album with MCA US
20) Mike Malcolm Mesfin Hayle go exclusive
21) Vp of EMI Europe Russ Hurgert (Phredline) a man on the move
22) “KAOS IS PLATINUM
23) Caribanna Cancelled??????
24) Sauks on Tour with Nelly!!!!!!
25) In Essence team up with Funk Master Flex
26) Sol G turns down Puffy Daddys Bad Boy Job offer
27) Snows Informer goes Platinum
28) Choclair, Saukrates, Kid Kut film T.V. commercial for Pisces/Aries
B-day event
29) Mr.Metro “Devon” says ease up the pressure
30) Ivan Berry we need another Rap/Groove Essentials Compilation
31) Jamie Foxx tap dances on top of 100 K Grand Piano at Film Fest
Lloyd tap dances to the Bank
32) Rascalz make History refuse to accept Hip Hop Juno off camera
33) Rascalz release One of the hottest songs Canada has ever
heard “Nothern Touch”
34) Michee Mee signs to Priority Records (same label as M.C. Lyte)
35) Omega Rough Necks close yet another T.O. Club
36) Choclair signs major record deal with Virgin EMI
37) Puddy Launches the “Öfficial SCOTIAN JAM”
38) Little X introduces the birth of the Video Vixon (thank you)
39) KRS One feat Michee Meee twice “BIG tunes”
40) K Kut and Main Source dominate Hip Hop World
41) DJ BRAVESTAR becomes DR.JAY SOCA explodes into T.O. Mainstream
42) Spectrum introduces Starting From Scratch ala Al Capone/Uncle B
43) Brawl at Soca Vibes New Years event ends their evening and career early
44) Vince Carter B-day Bash at Atlantis 1000 people inside 2000
People outside
45) RedMan gets punched in his grill Kieth Murray comes to the rescue
Outside the Toronto’s Rapfest that never was
46) Big Apple is Here Äpples World
47) Whitey Don signs with BMG records track with KRS and
Phife Dawg
48) Legendary King Turbo vs Red Flame clashes
49) Doren closes Studio 69 Opens new Restaurant Muse
50) Rewind held up @ Gun point by Corbette ??? wowow
51) Michee Mee rejects Trak Masters deal offer w 50 cent
As the ghost writer
52) Method and RedMan record with Sauks and E3
53) Big Daddy Kane swears he will never come to Canada again
54) O.R.B dunnns the Place
55) Taaaaanieeeeshaaaaaaaaa………
56) K-Note Peace’s out to Australia the Way Out Back
57) A young Kiesha Chante changes the Urban landscape
58) Jones & Jones becomes Kings of Kings
59) Scratch makes his presence felt “Tweeds & California Dreams”
60) Tony Duncan Strikes again and again and again
61) Russell Peters opens up for Queen Latifah and Chill Rob G
AS A DJ?????????? His rapper had a turbin “Im not joking”
62) Another Brother Noel creation Humber College Step Off is a Huge
success
63) Babyblue becomes 1st Canadian HipHop sound to tour around the
World Jamaica, Bermuda, US, England,
64) Power from Soul Controllers links with Jabba from Hot 97
65) Kardinal feat Busta big tuen/Kardinal signs w Convict Records
66) Phyllis presents Club Epiphany’s (Wings and Festival)
67) Singlefoot becomes the Molson Guy “Hey Dude”
68) Shawn Desmond Rocks on European Tour with Missy Elliot
69) Tom Green releases Rap Album? (Check the O.R.)
70) Capitol Prophets Recording artist Massari sells Gold
71) Dj Preimiere makes a Banger for Choclair gives it to MOP thats "Ice Cold"
72) Live To Air is Born "WRECK SHOP RADIO" Introduced Dj Baba Khan
73) The Corporate Canadian takeover of Caribana is almost complete
74) Puffy bites Nothern Touch beat & Barington Levy song from Rascalz
75) Chase rolls Barrys Range Rover/ Video is never seen again
“Hate Runs Deep in the Hearts of Many, Hate Can Determine Your
Fate”
76) Comedic Super Talent Jason Martin explodes onto the scene with the Help
of some life long friends including ME Kerry the talent finder strikes again
77) Trixx Rips Flow 935 apart in new Live Comedy act,
78) The Amnesia Party series is Born
79) Kiss quickly switches away from urban leaving Dj X without a job
80) Crown, Playline, Black Star graphics corner market hold promoters flyer prices hostage
81) Canada goes Urban with new stations in Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, Winnipeg, Edmonton, St Catherines
82) Nubi wins World Clash
83) Ron Nelson switches from the Fantastic Voyage to ReggaeMania
84) Brother Noel creates the famous Black Prom Series
85)Glen Lewis turns down writing sessions w Usher & Mary J???
86) Damian Marley asks Kardinal to open up for his London England date
87) The All-Star University Tour Goes National
88) 316 Windsor Sports Weekend "Grand Opening Grand Closing
89) Windsor Sports Weekend is Born (Carisa)
90) Universal drops Babyblue like a Hott Potatoe it wasnt the cd sales(hmm)
91) Dream Warriors “Don’t wash Your Face In My Sink” is a smash
Overseas
92)K.O.S. is Born Dr.Jay, E-Man, Court Jester, D-Bandit,
93) Mike launches Flavor Pool
94) Dexter launches Soul Choice
95) GRoss park shot the **** Up I told them to end it when it got dark (they didnt listen)
96) Mixed Cd’s banned in Canada dealers fined 10,000 ea
97) A well known dj buys illegal Babyblue cd and sends it along with a receipt to Universal President. Ironically this helped to get Babyblue their record deal
98)Jully Black records with Nas "If Heaven was a world away"
99)Flavor Pool Closes (2007)
100) Jully Blacks Album is the BOMB>>>>>>>>>>>>
* Copied with permission from my lil bro KLC
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